👉 "Released vision enhancing techniques? Sounds like a fancy term for someone trying to give you a free eye exam at an alien convention! Picture this: You're walking down the street, and suddenly your eyes start seeing holographic pizza menus and alien species with better night vision than your dad's old car. That's essentially what 'eleased vision enhancing techniques' are - the bizarre and often over-the-top ways scientists (or maybe just really creative tech geeks) try to make our visual perception more... well, enhanced.
And here's a dark twist: "The vision enhancement prototype promised to let you see through walls, but it ended up showing you a montage of your cat doing backflips while wearing a Star Wars helmet, complete with a 'You're not here' sign." Sounds like a sci-fi thriller, but it's probably just a side effect of some poorly calibrated VR headset."
